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May. 8th, 2008

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Posting your writing online may be hazardous to your publication health!

My buddies on Instainks posted this nugget of info:

1) Short stories and flash fiction
Most editors will not touch your story if it has appeared online. I get this from Jed Hartman, who was then editor of an online zine.

However, if it appears in behind a password, it will not count as previously published. I contacted Jordan, editor of EDF, about this issue and the response I received was: a group of ten is okay, a group of a hundred is probably previously published. So, if you have a thousand livejournal friends, a friends-locked post won't cut it.


2) Novels and novellas

This is a slightly murkier issue. Most people agree that a couple of paragraphs is fine (see Jed's post). However, some also say that you can post a few chapters to a writing board (such as this) for editing and critique, if it's password-protected. (I get this from Darwin Evolutions.)

There is another school of thought that says if it's good, it will sell. However, banking on your own brilliance might be slightly ill-advised. (see Miss Snark's take)


Further to these issues, I believe Charlie is going to look into locking down the Writer's Forum to guests and web searches, so that we are all protected at Inkstains. However, be very careful when posting to your own blog or website! You may be harming your chances of publication.

Things that mother never told you!

There will be no further chapters added onto this blog!

May. 5th, 2008

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Chapter 2 & 3

Chapter 2—A Surprise Announcement

“Children, sit down at the table, I have some wonderous news!” Father exclaimed.
Elizabeth, Mary, William and Joseph gathered around the wooden table. Father looked grave, but there was a twinkle in his eye. “Elizabeth, I’ve had news from Master Allin today.” Elizabeth suddenly sat at attention. Elizabeth grabbed Mary’s hand. Master Allin was father of Symon, Elizabeth’s beau. “Symon has been elected to take over the ministry I left in Colchester. This spring he will lead the congregation to the New World. We have both prayed about it, and Master Allin and I feel it is better if he marries before he goes.” Elizabeth squeezed Mary’s hand in glee. “I will publish the marriage banns tomorrow, and the wedding will take place next Saturday. Does this please you, Elizabeth?”

“Yes, Father! More than anything!” Elizabeth flew out of her seat and nearly knocked her father over with her enthusiastic hug. “But,” she pulled away from him, “will you be traveling with us to the New World?”

“Elizabeth,” Father took Elizabeth’s hands in his, “Elizabeth, you are leaving my house to make a home for yourself. God has work for me here. I will not accompany you.”

Elizabeth covered her face with her hands and began to cry. Father pulled her close to him. “It has been a trial for all of us this past year, losing your mother in childbirth, putting Charles out to nurse, fleeing home and moving to the city. But God does not give us more than our shoulders can handle. I know you’ve longed to go back to the fresh air and to escape these crowded city streets. I know you long for a family of your own. This is your time. You and Symon are a good match, and you are both needed in the New World.”

Mary was at once happy for Elizabeth’s good fortune, and jealous about her impending journey. Mary would give anything to go on an adventure to the New World where she could explore the colonies making her way as a midwife physician. Mary no longer wanted to take care of her little brothers or wash the family’s clothes. She wanted to learn to be a midwife physician which would allow her to be invited unaccompanied into everyone’s homes.

Mary’s father interrupted her thoughts. “Because there will be too much work for Mary, I have enlisted the help of a charity in town. They are sending over a girl today. She is two years younger than you, Mary, but she will be able to serve as a companion as well as a maid.”

As if by providence, a knock sounded from the door. Mary raced to the door, eager to meet this new girl, but instead found Father’s greasy apprentice, Theopholis Blackheart. Although Father had served as a Presbyterian minister in Colchester, his job to the outside world of London was one of an unlicensed physician. Since they weren’t members of the Church of England, John Hamilton could no longer preach from a pulpit as decreed by the Act of Uniformity two years prior, forbidding anyone from preaching from a pulpit who was not sanctioned by the Church of England. This left the Presbyterians, Quakers, Jews, Catholics, and Puritans to worship in secret. Father had been well respected in Colchester and the surrounding countryside where he was known to heal the spirit as well as the flesh. Father had an eclectic knowledge of the apothecary trade and even had some minor barber-surgeon skills. Father’s recipe book for healing was as extensive as any Mary had ever heard of. He was just as successful treating the sick as any physician from The College of Physicians in London, but he remained unlicensed because he refused to be examined by the Anglican clergy.

Mary stepped back to allow Theo to enter. “Good morning Miss Mary!” His breath smelled like curdled milk. Mary turned her head in disgust and looked at her sister who was barely suppressing a smile. Theo doffed his hat and a shower of white dandruff was released from his unkempt hair. Mary moved out of the way of the floating dead skin. Theo had been father’s apprentice since they moved to London five months ago. His mother, the widow Blackheart, had set her sights on their Father. Father was too naïve about the ways of women, but Mary could clearly see widow Blackheart’s scurrilous plans, marry Father, and take control of the sizable bank account Father had managed to create. And if that wouldn’t work, she could get her hands on the money by having Theo wed Mary.

“Mary!” Father barked. “Where are your manners?”

Resigned, Mary mumbled, “G’morning Theo.”

Theo strode past Mary, nodded to Elizabeth, and patted both boys on the head as they raced out of the room. Father brought out a mortar and pestle and took a handful of dried blue flowers out of a cupboard. “Theo, I have a new genus for you to identify.”

Mary’s mood, already bad because of Elizabeth’s imminent move and a strange girl coming to live with them, grew darker still. Mary detested Theo. She knew Father’s remedies. She had studied his recipe book. She helped him gather herbs and flowers and sometimes helped him make his potions. She knew how to make London treacle. She knew the correct way to apply a poultice and when it was necessary to bleed a person. She could differentiate between at least three different kinds of fevers, and she wanted nothing more than to find a midwife to train with. Yet Father insisted on giving his time and knowledge to this dimwitted bootlicker and insisted on finding Mary a Presbyterian gentleman, or at least a Presbyterian with a solid trade, to marry.

“Mary,” said Elizabeth as she pulled her out of the room, “help me with my trousseau.” Mary solemnly trudged after Elizabeth.



Chapter 3—A New Home

The coach pulled to a stop in front of a brightly painted timbered house whose second story jutted out impossibly far into the street. The driver quickly rapped twice on the roof to let her know this was where she was to get out. It didn’t look like a disreputable place, and it certainly wasn’t Newgate prison. Having lived her whole life in Cripplegate, she had no reason to travel to the fashionable Westminster and the new Covent Garden Piazza. What an unexpected turn this was!

The coach pulled around the corner as Liza approached the door shut tight against the cold March wind. She imagined this was her mother’s house. Perhaps there had been a horrible error, and her mother hadn’t been in prison, but was an important London lady and through some strange twist of fate Liza had been mistakenly abandoned as an orphan for the past twelve years. Liza always knew she was unique and destined for a bigger life than that of a scullery maid. After all, her fiery red mane couldn’t have been the only reason she had been named after Queen Elizabeth. The frost on the door bit into her knuckles as she loudly knocked three times.

She was greeted by a girl about her age with a terrible scowl on her face. “Ma’am,” Liza said as she curtsied. She cast her eyes downward to find the girl’s shoes were scuffed and dirty.

“Yes?”

Liza wasn’t sure what to say. She had no idea why she was here. “If you please ma’am,” and she gave another curtsy. The two girls continued to stare at one another.

An imposing man the size of an oak tree appeared behind the girl and said, “Ah! I see our young charge has arrived.” He opened the door and invited Liza in. The room was warm and modestly furnished. An enclosed cupboard and a counting table stood against the front wall. A buffet with several cups and two buckets, one copper and one wood, stood by an archway on a second wall. The focal point was a long wooden table in front of a fireplace so large she could have walked into it. Several drying racks stood sentry by the fireplace with herbs and flowers, many Liza didn’t recognize, bringing a festive and sweet air to the room. “Mary, this is the young woman I was talking about.”

Mary cast an appraising eye toward the girl at the door. She was about William’s size, and she couldn’t have been older than eight. She had a sharp face and ill-fitting clothes that drooped off of her body.

“Your name is Liza, is it not?” Father addressed the girl.

“Yes sir,” Liza answered jutting her triangular chin in the air.

“I am Master John Hamilton, and this,” he gestured toward Mary, “is my impudent daughter Mary who will show you the house and introduce you to the family.” Father turned toward Mary, “After you have shown her the servants quarters, please take her to market to introduce her to the butcher and baker, and fetch our evening meal while you are there.”

“Yes, Father.” Mary spun on her heel and shot up the stairs. Liza tried to catch up with her quick pace. “My brothers, William and Joseph, sleep here,” Mary pointed into a large room at the back of the house containing two oak beds with floor length curtains covered with embroidery enclosing each of them. Each bed had a small natty bedside table. A wardrobe stood by the tiny window. Embers smoldered in the fireplace.

Mary walked into a large front room across the hallway. “My sister, Elizabeth, and I sleep here.” This bed-chamber also had two oak beds with floor length curtains embroidered in a dainty gold pattern. Each bedside table was covered with an ochre cloth. Beside the mirrored wardrobe stood a close stool, more convenient than a chamber pot. A wooden table lay under the large double paned windows that jutted out over the street. On it resided a number of curious small pots and dishes, a mortar and pestle, a tiny glass bowl, a comb, a pewter pitcher and bowl, and some kind of a musical flute. Pages of music adorned the walls. But Liza’s eyes were drawn to the magnificent Turkish rug on the floor whose colors seemed to reflect the firelight. The blues sang around bursts of green and smiling sunshine yellow wove throughout the pattern making Liza dizzy. None of the houses in Cripplegate had been as well furnished as this one. “Pour the filth out early in the morning so the street sweeper can take it away.”

Before Liza could take in everything, Mary quickly strode past her, down the hallway, and up another flight of narrow stairs. At the top of the stairs was a heavy door that creaked in complaint when Mary pushed it open. “This floor is my father’s quarters.” Liza poked her head into the room and saw the traditional bed, wardrobe, and bedside table. Despite the fact that this single room seemed to take up the entire floor of the house, the cloying scent of spices made her eyes water. Herbs and flowers and roots of so many variations Liza couldn’t begin to identify them all hung across three large wooden ladders leaning against the wall under the pitched roof. Like the smaller ladders downstairs, these larger ladders must have been the source of the heady scent. Next to the fireplace sat a narrow wooden table with more jars and cups like those she had seen on the buffet as well as flasks and a shallow copper bowl with a notch cut in the lip. Her eyes widened in wonder when she saw a large glass jar that contained several gray heads with fish-like tails that waved back and forth. A rectangular gold box and several small knives lay next to a scale.

“Father’s fire must be kept burning all day and night. You will have to keep the coal bin filled as well as tend the fire,” Mary gestured to a copper bucket by the fireplace. “Those buckets need to be filled with clean water each day. Bring the water from the parish well, never the stream which flows from the tanneries. And never touch my father’s ware table.”
Liza pointed to the gray masses moving in the large jar, “What are those?”
“Those are my father’s leeches. He’s a physician.”
Liza had heard of leeches being used to bleed the upper class, but she had never seen them before. Mistress Goodey consulted a white witch when the girls at the orphanage were sick, so many of the physician’s instruments were alien to her.

Liza ripped her eyes from the jar as she followed Mary up a steeper, narrower flight of stairs at the end of the hallway. “This is Cook’s and Simple’s quarters.” Mary opened a door that led into a sparsely furnished room with a sloped roof. The small bed took up nearly the entire room. The tiny lead-glass window looked into the window across the street, just a few feet away. “Henry’s and Joseph’s is the other room. Bring the coal for their fires, but they can keep their own fires lit and pour out their own filth.” Mary closed the door causing Liza to scoot back into the hallway.

As Mary bounded downstairs, she answered the question Liza had silently asked herself, “You can keep your things in the root cellar, but you will want to sleep in the great room for warmth until it gets warmer. There is a trundle bed we can bring up.” Mary strode past her Father and Theopholis who were deep in conversation at the table. “The kitchen and the root cellar.” Mary groaned under the weight of the cellar door in the floor. She took a candle from the mantle over the kitchen fire and led the way downstairs ducking under the floor as she descended. Wooden beams supported the kitchen floor. The earthen floor was swept clean. An unused trundle bed was turned on its side against the wall. Root vegetables were piled in neat towers around the dank room. To have five hearths and this large store of food meant wealth. Liza didn’t like the idea of staying in a dark cellar with no light and stale air. The houses she had worked in Cripplegate owned dogs with better quarters than this! Just because the family was wealthy didn’t mean they would treat their servants well, and her quarters in a root cellar was a good indication of how she might be regarded.

“Why is it that I can’t sleep with Cook and Simple?”

“Because there isn’t enough room, and Simple can’t have her routine disrupted!” Mary seemed put out by the question. “You’ll just have to make do!”

The room grew dark as Mary climbed the stairs to the kitchen. Liza followed the light. Mary blew out the candle, took a rabbit-lined cloak from a hook near a barred door and marched back into the great room.

“We’re off to market Father. What meat would you like?”

“A pheasant sounds pleasant,” replied father laughing at his own joke. “You can cook pheasant, can’t you Liza?”

“Yes sir,” she said and curtsied again. The opened front door heralded a flurry of snow into the great room. Liza pulled her thin woolen cloak around her and walked into the unknown.

Apr. 27th, 2008

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YA Chapter 1

Chapter 1—Sent away
March 12, 1665

“Liza! Gather your things as quickly as possible and go downstairs,” commanded Mistress Goodey.

Liza was startled out of her reverie. She never liked scrubbing the floor, but it gave her time to fantasize about dancing with princes. But there were no princes now, there was only Mistress Goodey’s sharp tone and wild eyes piercing Liza’s dreams. Liza’s stomach jumped. Was an alderman waiting for her below? Could they know about the apple she stole last week? Certainly they wouldn’t hang a 12 year old girl who never got enough to eat. She could show them her bony arms and bird-like neck to prove Mistress Goodey all but starved the girls under her care. Liza could argue she had done the merchant a favor by removing the worm-infested apple from his box in order to make his wares more desirable.

She wiped her shaking hands on her dress and went to her room to gather her extra shift and dress. She shared the room with five other girls, nearly all of them younger than Liza. Only Molly was her age. Liza and Molly had seen countless girls come and go while only they stayed on with Mistress Goodey. Molly had a terrible limp; a result of a beating she took from her employer when she was six over an imagined wrong she had committed. The families the girls worked for were suspicious of Molly’s limp, so they refuse to hire her even though she more than made up for it by being an impeccable scullery maid. Liza’s haughty attitude was the source of her inability to be placed as a maid, and she knew Mistress Goodey’s charitable principles wouldn’t last another year. At age thirteen the parish stopped funding an orphan’s training, and if Liza didn’t find a home to work in by then, she would be turned out into the streets to fend for herself.

Liza retrieved her prize possession which she hid beneath the mattress, a tortiseshell comb that had belonged to her mother who was hanged at Newgate prison after giving birth to Liza. Her dear mother. The mother she had never known who had pled her belly to save the life of her unborn child before being hanged for linen theft. But that was years ago, before she came to Mistress Goodey’s House of Orphans. Here she only had Molly, and now they’ve come to take her away for stealing a rotten apple.

Liza slowly descended the stairs keeping a wary lookout for the alderman or a prison guard. Mistress Goodey was sitting at a large wooden table sorting money into piles and frantically mumbling to herself. Several pieces of hair had escaped from her mob cap giving her an unhinged, disheveled look.

After waiting several moments to be recognized, Liza meekly inquired, “Mistress?”

“They are coming for the taxes today, and I have yet to pay the butcher for last month’s meat. Oh what to do!” Mistress Goodey returned to her frenzied redistribution of moneys on the table.

Liza stood mutely staring at her distracted Mistress. Perhaps this had been one of Mistress Goodey’s wild rants. Perhaps Liza wasn’t being sent to prison for stealing fruit. Mistress Goodey looked up from her work and blinked. “Liza, I have no time to explain now, but you must leave immediately. A coach outside will take you where you are supposed to go.”

Surely Mistress Goodey had gone mad. Why would Newgate prison send a hackney coach to retrieve a fruit-stealing orphan? Liza wrapped her woolen shawl close to her face and stepped out into the icy winter air. Would spring never arrive? It seemed too cold to snow; it was so cold that the Thames had frozen, making river travel and international trade impossible. Taking a deep breath, Liza stepped up into the coach and thought about the consequence of her felonious actions.
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Prologue to YA book

Prologue
December 20, 1664

The boy felt terrible. This was the coldest he’d ever remembered it. The Thames had frozen over, and people had taken to skating on it, but still he was forced to come to the tannery to work at his job. His father wasn’t well, and the boy’s job, menial and meager as it was, helped to keep their family from starving.
Despite the cold weather, the boy felt feverish. His head ached as if an animal was trying to work its way from the inside out. Each shovelful of dog feces the boy scooped onto the riverbank made his arms feel as if they might snap off. Suddenly, the world slipped sideways and the boy found himself sitting in the pile of waste. He was aware his foreman was screaming at him, but he had trouble making sense of the words. He was yanked up by one arm, wrenching his shoulder, and causing a sharp pain to shoot from his shoulder to his neck and into his pounding head.
“If you want to lie down on the job, you can go home and not be paid for the day!” The foreman’s jiggly face was red and spittle flew from his pudgy lips. The boy didn’t understand why he was being yelled at since he was the one who fell into the pile of feces. “Go on,” the foreman screamed as he pushed the boy towards the foggy street, “get yerself out of here!”
Summarily dismissed, the boy slowly wandered home. What could he tell his parents? He would come home smelly, sick, and unable to help pay for this evening’s meal.
“What are you doing home, boy?” his mother asked, shifting the baby from one hip to the other as she continued to push the rod down into the steaming tub of clothes.
The boy, unable to stand a moment longer, fell to the floor as the world faded to black.
When he awoke, the boy found himself on the small hay bed he shared with his older brother. Doctor Hodges was leaning over the boy’s naked torso and shaking his head.
“I’m afraid the prognosis isn’t good,” he proclaimed to the gathering family. “I’ve found the marks of God on him.” Gasps bounced off the walls of the room.
“Please don’t tell no one, Doctor Hodges,” pleaded his mother, “I barely got enough washing as it is, if peoples found out we’ve brung the death to St. Giles . . .” the mother’s voice trailed off.
The boy’s thoughts drifted as he realized they were talking about him. The plague? Him? As he began to pray to God, he again felt consciousness slip away.
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Annoying characters that won't SHUT UP!

I am writing book reviews (just finished the last 3--woo hoo!) and plugging away at my YA historical fiction book (the first 665 words will be posted shortly--please feel free to read and critique away!)

I, like many of you, have so many ideas, but real life keeps getting in the way of my writing. However, I AM PUBLICLY ANNOUNCING, I WILL write AT LEAST 1 hour EVERY DAY for the next month (beginning today). I figure, if I can get back into the groove of daily writing, I can get my current YA book finished by June 1. Feel free to publicly harangue me if I fail to do so!

My next novel keeps banging at my head and I refuse to let it see the light of day until I finish with this one. Though both YA novels, they are different in context, and I don't want to cross contaminate my worlds or characters. And then there is the problem with #3 novel (trying to push out as well). How do I keep these characters under control??

Feb. 5th, 2008

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Snow day

Of course it is a snow day, I was actually PREPARED for school today! Or was it the fact that I had planned on taking my laptop to school so I could write during the 3 hours of parent/teacher conferences that I need to sit through. Surely, no one will want to see me? I've only been there 1 week. I don't know the kids. I haven't graded anything! I don't even know how to take attendance on the school computer!!

And so, instead of writing anything useful, I am blogging, counting down the days for Bush-be-gone to occur, and putting things up on eBay to sell so I can pay a few bills.

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Aug. 30th, 2007

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Creative Writer

Since I live in the middle of absolutely nowhere, an online writing group is my only option to converse with others of like mind. Creative Writer is a good place to share writing, quesitons, and ideas with other writers.
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Small accomplishments

After two hours of writing this morning, I finally have a somewhat usable agent inquiry letter. Unless it is too "unique" and they can't understand what I want. Or if they think it's too cutsey. Or if they will just dump it in a can and run from their office screaming, "Crazy lady!!" Hmm. Perhaps I should rethink the format--and get opinions from others . . .
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Apr. 1st, 2007

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Is Bush our April Fools joke for 8 years???

OK. This latest crap of his http://www.voanews.com/english/2007-03-31-voa15.cfm really made me mad. I mean, DUH there are restrictions to the money. Isn't that what HE did to education with that Every Child Will Be Left Behind law? Didn't he take decisions out of teacher's and parent's hands with monetary strings attached? Aren't there arbitrary rules about test scores (which, if you have taken a statistics class or even have a logical BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD, you know are IMPOSSIBLE to attain!!!) attached to if a school will continue to obtain financial support from the government?

COME ON!!

I don't see the Bush twins in the army. Let's send them back over with my nephew when he goes for his SECOND TOUR OF DUTY to Baghdad! Let them see and smell the sites. Let them sweat it out and be terrified for their lives. Let them write to daddy and tell him about the realities of this war, which, if there was something for America at stake other than "face" or "pride" I MIGHT be willing to support.

I can't see anything from Bush's point of view any more, because it is impossible for me to stick my head that far up my ass!

Mar. 27th, 2007

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bookcrossing

Jan. 9th, 2007

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Hair

Why is it that everyone else who has had this surgery has LOST 12-20 lbs afterwards, and the only thing I'm losing is my hair? Yes, I've spent the past 3 years growing it out, but I think it's time to make a change. Off with the hair! Maybe I'll do it myself.

Yesterday I started back with the elliptical rider. It seems that is my only option since we are about to be blasted with yet ANOTHER blizzard and I can't even walk to the end of the driveway without falling on my ass. Perhaps adding 5 more minutes to the workout will help me work out how to get from point E to F in the story.

Still waiting on that other herbal pharmacy book to come in to the library. It would have been easier to just buy it. I'll probably be able to use it as a reference in my next book too. Time to go to Amazon and star ordering!

Dec. 28th, 2006

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Infections

Yeah, two DIFFERENT infections (no wonder I'm in so much pain from the hysterectomy). Not only that, but our 6 hour trip to and from Denver for my 2 week check up turned into an 8 hour trip because Baby DD left her bracelet in a rest stop stall, and we had to turn around and go back to get it. Well, we didn't HAVE to turn around and get it, it's just that she was sobbing hysterically for losing it because she had just gotten it two days ago for Christmas, it was expensive, it was from Ireland, and I think she thought I was going to yell at her (which I wouldn't have).

We to the library to find herbology books today so I could fix some of my chapters from the YA novel. I really need to get cracking on that puppy--I am DETERMINED to have it finished by May.

Speaking of puppies, there is the most darling baby Chihuahua on my fav. Chihuahua puppy site. It started out at $3950 (plus $250 for shipping), went down to $3650, and has gone down to $2950. I'm waiting for it to fall to $2450 (still ridiculously expensive) and I think I might adopt her. She's only going to be 1-2 lbs, she is the right color (red fawn) and gender (a girl!), though I'm not sure how Daisy the Golden Retriever or Einstein the Grumpy Beagle would deal with her. Also, the cats might rebel!

I'm cold (anemia) and in pain, plus I should take the meds DH just brought home. It's supposed to storm again tonight. Argh! I'm sick of the snow!!

Dec. 26th, 2006

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Goodbye MIL

Tomorrow MIL returns to Phoenix. She has been here the past two weeks helping me with the kids, cooking, dishes, and laundry while I recovered from my hysterectomy. I'm glad DH decided to take tomorrow off of work so he could drive me the three hours to and the three hours back from Denver to drop off MIL and go to my 2 week check up at the OB/GYN.

I bought a copy of The Wandering Womb for Dr.Roland, hope she likes it.

Ordered $80 worth of Chinese Take-Out from Hong Kong. Wish they'd hurry up and deliver it. I'm starving!

Dec. 23rd, 2006

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My peculiar title . . .

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Duchess Piggydiva the Uncanny of Fiddlers Green
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